Jesus toast bother you?

I'd be so happy to see Jesus on my toast.    Many see it as a sign.    Many see it as a bad sign.   I wait for the day that Jesus will pop out of the toaster.    I will cheer and thank him for coming.    Would I eat it?   That's a good question only to be answered when it happens.    We made the cross out of Milky-Ways for Sunday school as teens (my cus. and me).    Put a little Jesus doll on them.    Man they were cool.    We took them home after eating the candy on the ride home.    Then we put Jesus on our Hotwheels.    Man I think he injoyed it...... I hope.   My Aunt got so pissed we got to read the Bible for the afternoon.